I haven't touched this in years. It's time to bring it back. I still don't like anybody.

Holy crap... things have been hectic... from now on the blogger shall be rocking out. Lets see, things of interest of late. I just might be working in the Nations Capitol... how great is that, I know that right now things in the good ol' us of a are pretty nuts but I still think that it is a good Idea. I will be there on Nov. 5th, lets hope and pray that the beast gets me there and back.

It's rearing up on Halloween, I've already carved a couple pumpkins, they are lit outside as I type this. I'm not really sure what to dress up as this year, the old standby of grouchy guy will probably take center stage and wind up as my choice of the year. I'm going to go downtown to the little shindig that they throw here every year in Greenville, NC. I'll check out some Boot sexy ladies, look at some crappy costumes, count how many "sex kitties", nurses and hookers the sorority girls are dressed up this year... I'll bring the 2 year old eggs in our refridgerator down to see if anybody wants them.

Other than that stuff, I've been reading some HP Lovecraft getting in tune to the holiday season, I've been getting a hold of friends that I haven't talked to in forever... some still manage to elude me even though I know some fucked up shit is happening in their lives.

I'm in the mood to see Frankenstein, so I'm going to go quit typing and plug that shit in.

cheers

Three months... jeez i f'n suck. Started a new job. Blew some crap up. Went to Graceland. Saw the GoGo's in a casino. Saw the Sun Sphere in Knoxville, ate some good food. I will elaborate on every bit of this..soon

look who's back, bloggers back... man, i don't know what the hell blogger was doing, but it wouldn't come up, couldn't be viewed, added.. blah blah blah blah... either way i'm back, it's back and the whole world is a better place for it. Anybody actually miss me? I doubt it, but I missed myself. OK, here is a recap of the complete nonsense that has happened in the last few days, I had a 3 day weekend which helped f-up the monotony of my everyday journey to cubicleville. At work we got to screw with some morons and make their lives a little more like hell. Welcome to my world grandma.
As for my out of work crud, I've been bowling, I have my own bowling shoes, so I owe it to myself to break those fuckers in. I also own my own bowling ball that was purchased at a garage sale for a quarter and included a Junkyard Dog Wrestling Action Figure. Good call for a quarter. I've also watched an assload of movies in the last week. General recap, watched Jason and the Argonauts (the old one with the kick ass Ray Harryhausen monsters), Clash of the Titans (more Ray Harryhausen monsters and the motherfucking Krakken), also watched Palookaville (it's got a guy that looks like one of the Rip Offs on the box, making him pretty much just a guy in a ski mask, but he's coming out of a donut, therefore I laughed and rented the crap, it was really a lot like the movie BottleRocket, except I didn't get Owen Wilson's Dignan, I got some guy with a busted grill, but the movie was good nonetheless.), I also saw Traffic, it was an overhyped sack of crap. The artsy fartsy use of filters through the entire movie didn't help me like it anymore. So I'll just choke that up to something I won't have to see again, I just really don't see the appeal, it was another drug cartel movie, nothing huge or earth shattering, I probably should have listened to the Commentary on the DVD to get a better feel for it, but I'm just starting to like that Steven Soderburg (sp?) guy less and less, Out of Sight is pretty much the only movie I want to see that he's done, I think... I mean he keeps rallying up with stupid ass Julia Roberts the most overrated sack of trash that we have on the big screen. She is a self-centered moron that should never have been given an Oscar. That only helped make her head 4 times larger than normal. screw her.
and I got to see Best in Show, that thing kicks ass, a laughed the entire time, it's basically Spinal Tap with a Dog Show, non-stop hilarity and Christopher Guest can blow bubbles out of his mouth just like I can... that rules.
Either way, I'm trying to work out getting the Herculoids tattooed on my leg... just got to find the right picture....

crud.. back to work, updates will continue tomorrow, same bald time, same bald channel

Yippedy doodle, I just received a mix tape from Zach, the thing rules, the only things on it that I already had were the Hey Mercedes songs and the Replacements, THAT is good stuff. Granted it's good getting mix tapes regardless, but having the whole thing be all new stuff is even better. Zach if you happen to see this, your tape is all but completed, last night was bowling night and it was a moral imperative that I make an appearance. That and I rocked ass. Work is still sucking hardcore, people are retarded, this job would rule it it wasn't for all the people. We attempted to go see a movie, but there isn't a damn thing playing that I want to see, so we drove by the ol' record store and I picked up 2 new additions to my simpsons collection, Ralph Wiggum and Groundskeeper Willie, both are just too damn awesome for words, i dig em. We got home last night around 11 and there was a HUGE black widow spider hanging right next to my door, so I took my bowling shoe and bashed it into goo. Fuck those things, i don't care about regular house spiders but i don't dig shit that can kill me.
Anyway... blogger has been kind of weird lately, hence the reason for no posts, i would try to add something, it would f up and i would descide to do something else. Mark and I went to the Comic Shop yesterday and Grease-Face (the pet name for the lackey of the shop) was being a total ass. They have the stupid business practices there. First off the guy acts just like the comic book guy from the Simpsons (go figure) but they don't order enough of certain books, a brand new Spider-man came out last week and they ordered 5 copies, that isn't shit, not to mention i get every other spiderbook, so why the f-word didn't i get one of those? it basically boils down to bullshit, and in case you didn't get it, it stinks.

shit, lets get some work done...

OK, i'm back, slightly longer departure than i had previously wanted. yesterday as always was comic book day, if anybody cares the new issue of Amazing Spider-Man is one of the best damn things I've read in a while. It was a good single issue story. It was nice to actually enjoy the book again. It's been a while. Other than I picked up some other garbage and found out that there is some kind of comic book type convention that is focusing on Robots. Robots are some really damn cool things, and I do believe that I would like to go look at a bunch of hunks of metal and plastic. It's a month away so I have time to prepare.
I purchased the new Small Brown Bike album, it's incredibly good, even better than Our Own Wars (their previous album), it's still great music that makes me want to hit pedestrians with my 1991 truck. I also picked up the latest or at least most recent Boris the Sprinkler album aptly named "...Gay" the thing rules, starting off with "motherfucker are you ready to rock" that alone is worth the price of admission, nørb has outdone his previous efforts with the new opening monologue to the first track... awesome.
I'm also totally excited for my friend sean. We went to high school together and was one of my closest friends for years, he is the newest drummer for Milemarker and they have an album coming out on Jade Tree in September... i can't wait, it it's anything like "frigid forms sell" then it's going to blow everybody away.
It now appears that I've got some friends coming in from California to visit for a few days coming TODAY. I'm going to be completely worthless for the next few days because I'm sure to have absolutely no sleep whatsoever. so the bloggin is guaranteed to be completely worthless banter, (as opposed to what it normally is) cheers....

OK, i'm back, slightly longer departure than i had previously wanted. yesterday as always was comic book day, if anybody cares the new issue of Amazing Spider-Man is one of the best damn things I've read in a while. It was a good single issue story. It was nice to actually enjoy the book again. It's been a while. Other than I picked up some other garbage and found out that there is some kind of comic book type convention that is focusing on Robots. Robots are some really damn cool things, and I do believe that I would like to go look at a bunch of hunks of metal and plastic. It's a month away so I have time to prepare.
I purchased the new Small Brown Bike album, it's incredibly good, even better than Our Own Wars (their previous album), it's still great music that makes me want to hit pedestrians with my 1991 truck. I also picked up the latest or at least most recent Boris the Sprinkler album aptly named "...Gay" the thing rules, starting off with "motherfucker are you ready to rock" that alone is worth the price of admission, nørb has outdone his previous efforts with the new opening monologue to the first track... awesome.
I'm also totally excited for my friend sean. We went to high school together and was one of my closest friends for years, he is the newest drummer for Milemarker and they have an album coming out on Jade Tree in September... i can't wait, it it's anything like "frigid forms sell" then it's going to blow everybody away.
It now appears that I've got some friends coming in from California to visit for a few days coming TODAY. I'm going to be completely worthless for the next few days because I'm sure to have absolutely no sleep whatsoever. so the bloggin is guaranteed to be completely worthless banter, (as opposed to what it normally is) cheers....

work is a sack of shit. just figured i would get that off my chest. i don't dig working with people that have the mental capacity of an empty can of pork n beans. i wish i was back in atlantic city looking at old people gamble away their life savings while i just cruise around and get carded by every member of the security force. that was such a good trip. i keep saying that i'm going to post the log that we created on our trip, but i'm lazy. i'm all but set to post baldsteve.com, .org and dirtyape.org. the former being an extension of this thing, and a better version that my last site.. .the latter being... well, i'll figure that out later, i just figured that i needed to own dirtyape.org.
anyhow... I did manage to make it to driving school over the weekend, some of the worst drivers in history were there. one girl was 17 and just got her 3rd ticket in a year and caused a 4 car pile up... i didn't ask for an explanation, i like to make up my own...
this blog is meant to be huge and long and one of my coworkers just discovered it.. .so more later